Hi and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch!

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl.

You're on our website! What do you think? There's a little button in the top left corner if you want to turn off the music but why would you want to do that. Then there are links to various things, try clicking on them! Under this are some blog entries, we'll keep updating as more cool stuff happens.

Want to say hello or send us something to talk about on the podcast? E-mail hi@shutupbitchpod.com OR leave a comment in our guestbook!

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We got more fanart!

7/29/2025

Thank you NikolaiJai for drawing Magica, John as a shiny Trubbish, and Tyler as a Sawk, which is a reference to our pride episode! Tyler Tyler!

We got fanart!

7/01/2025

Thanks to Dani Soto for drawing us as our Labubus!

Now serving: Y2K

6/10/2025

Hi we're posting something here! Thanks to our #1 Straight Ally Cosmicosmo for being our photographer for this Y2K photoshoot. Putting this together was super fun so expect to see us in more stupid outfits in the future~